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Posted to ALL my wow groups because whether you play it or not, it's funny.

Do you want to know the very meaning of irony?

SO Last night on my Paladin I landed in a group that had gotten to the Reaver boss in Heroic Deadmines. Now this is heroic mode so usually people by this level KNOW their shit. One of the said party members was a player named Burrn - This warlock by some way or another was not only plagued by fire it was his curse. You'd think that someone who would name himself Burrn should know what happens when you touch fire, not this guy! He plagued me too with this curse, as twice I was directly involved with his rampant need for self-destruction in this slew of a dungeon run.

-First, the Foe Reaver boss. Since I was the only melee dpser in the group I was opted to run the Prototype reaver. I'd done it before, I know the score. As soon as the boss pulled, my monitor blacked out on me for about 10 seconds. It came on and the first of the adds to spawn had made their way up the ramp and proceeded to start exploding. I ran up as quick as I could and threw it off, but Burrn had been the victim of the explosions and was now dead.

-The second instance of this didn't happen until we reached the Ship cove, where not once, but twice, Burrn was knocked off the bridge by the exploding cannonballs. He didn't die, but he might as well have.

-The non-fire intensive fights that followed, all the way up the ship, fighting Ripsnarl and Cookie went through almost flawlessly (though I died once or twice) Then we get to Vanessa VanCleef and she hits us with the nightmare potion. Burrn died twice-by-fire in the fire nightmare.

-During the electric nightmare, he ran head long into one of the spinning bolts of lightning at the boss. I consider that a burn of sorts... but also I thought he was the tank running at the boss so I started following him, only to see the Foe Reaver come running at me, I backed up and got hit by the back swing, dying as well. (sheesh)

-We make it through the rest of the nightmare and face Vanessa again. I'm impressed that he only managed light damage through the fight when we had to rope swing away. But when Vanessa suicide bombed guess who was RIGHT next to her, a mere split second too late for Leap of Faith who pulled his body across to her? Right... Burrn was burned again.

-I ended up rezzing Burrn, laughing at how bad his luck had been that run. He thanked me and then proceeded to walk INTO the blazing fire on the ship and he died again. I asked him why the hell he did that. His response, as he was getting another rez, was "I wanted to see if it would hurt me." I answered "Let me introduce you to the meaning of FIRE!" and he answered "Well, forges have fire and they can't kill you."

I thanked everyone for the run and exited the group, laughing so hard that my eyes were watering.

NOW to the fun part of this, if you have a story you'd like to call "I Swear to GOD This is True!!!" Just respond to this post and tell everyone your story. Just for fun it's FRIDAY people! Come on!

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Mmkay so I came up with a bunch of Worgen jokes and flirts and posted them to the WoW Forum. I know they've probably all been developed if they have their own but it doesn't mean we can't imagine some good jokes for the wild bunch of the Alliance to use. I figure a great idea would be to post them here and in your responses if you guys have any ideas please feel free to post them :) Just a good way of getting our Monday laughs going. Are there any WoW groups for random ideas and thoughts? I know this would be best there but I think its good to spread the fun around. Enjoy! These all came off the top of my head in the course of like... 10 minutes. Yeah I'm bored today lol. Try to do a max of five responses per section.

Jokes -
Male:
"Sure I was once human, until I came down with a real bad case of Lupus"
"I heard that Kalimdor was considered to be called Howl-imdor but the vote lost in the committee."
"Can't we stop for a rest? My dogs are barki--shut up!"
"I said I'd come up with a good joke, I'm Worgen on it!"
"Mind if we pull over? I gotta lift a leg."

Female:
"I know the Forsaken like the scent of wet dog, It makes me reconsider my whole position in Undercity"
"Let me put my cold wet nose to the grindstone here..."
"Good Worgen tell no tall Tails"
"Excuse me, I'm feeling a little Blue... Moon."
"The last one who talked to me like that, I ate with some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti.

Flirts -
Male:
"Ehhh bite me... Please?"
"One sniff and I'm yours."

Female:
"Dating Worgen is simple, you Collar, we Lead"
"Why don't you show a girl a howl of a good time?"

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In light of this most festive of Holiday seasons I created a World of Warcraft holiday story with my characters. I'm going to post this to a few of the WoW groups and my own LJ in the hopes that you all have a wonderful holiday. Since I agreed until the start of the year not to post at wow_fanart I hope someone can take this tomorrow and post it on my behalf for Fan Fiction Friday and let me know of any other WoW communities might enjoy this little sweet tale I concocted.

Characters: Torrg Rockmaul, Mojack, Luxivan Landros
Genre: World of Warcraft
Rating: G
A Short Winter Veil TaleCollapse )

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So just for fun I created ten WoW Jokes, these are completely originals at least on my standard I have no idea if they've been told before. But feel free to laugh, facepalm, groan in utter agony for any use of puns. But I'd love to get some feedback and if you guys have anything please feel free to throw a response in!

1. "How do you know you're dating a Rogue?"
A: When he tells you how Gouge-ous you look tonight.

2. "What do you get when a happy Tauren comes running to greet you?"
A: A Cow Lick

3. "How does a Gnome become a lawyer?"
A: He has to pass *under* the bar.

4. "What is a Worgen's hairstyle weakness?"
A: A Silver Mullet

5. "What do you need to find a Warlock in LFG?"
A: A Lock Picker

6. "Why do Tauren Hunters start with Guns instead of Bows?"
A: Because they shoot Bull-ets

7. "What did the Orc Family have for Thanksgiving Dinner?"
A: "They can't remember, something that screams 'I'm a Goblin! I'm a Goblin!' though.

8. "What does a Blood Elf Mage love more than anything else?"
A: Casting Mirror Image

9. "What does a Troll turn in for 5 silver a piece?"
A: Aluminum Can-nibals

10. "You ever hear the tall tales Dwarves tell?"
A: No, me neither.
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Now you'll have to forgive my style of writing, I started working on a sequel to the short intro story for Torrg and Praise and decided it would be fun to set them on this epic adventure. I'm sure more gratuitous portions will continue in the future its inevitable when I do my stories ;D considering that 3 of the 4 characters share my ahem... particular tastes anyway. So I tend to invent as I write, it would account for some slight shifts in my story patterns. If I am in the middle of the story and have to abruptly stop, like if I'm at work and have to go home etc. The following day my writing might have a different mood to it. But I hope you enjoy the premise I came up with. Basically Torrg, Praise and Luxivan (three of my characters) team up with a gnome rogue I named Stabbra Kadabra and a Tauren named Gorr Lightninghoof in an interdimensional battle for the ultimate 4-D game experience like a gameshow. Anyway I hope you guys get a kick out of it at least.

Contains Violence, some Language and Nudity
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Now, to be honest, Uwe Boll is a good director, I respect his talent and think that he would be an excellent director or producer if... he didn't base movies off of things and didn't follow it strictly. His movies would be awesome if they were original ideas and not based off of video games and only had a few character references in it. HOWEVER this whole scream about Sam Raimi being approached to do the World of Warcraft movie gave me something to think about, it should give you all something to think about too; About how the movie COULD have gone:

Uwe Boll's World of WarcraftCollapse )
THAT is what I'd call a monstrosity.

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http://www.blizzard.com/us/press/090721.html

Not only is it official but they've started the ball off on a good foot...

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So being summer, I'm in a bit of a beach going mood. I drew all my main toons and threw them into a beach party :) Originally I was going to have my mage Mojack without his shorts while dancing, since his personality strikes me as the kind to just let it all hang out and not care who he runs off ;) BUT I figured that a pair of bright boogie shorts would pull it off. I hope you enjoy it and hope you all have a wonderful summer!

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http://zetbit.com
The only hard part is choosing the right color font for the background:





(Yeah those are my guys ;))

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